Humorous Wedding Speech for a Car Salesman Essay - 644 Words

Humorous Wedding Speech for a Car Salesman Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen – for those of you who don’t know me I’m Floyd, Edward’s best man. Of course, the only problem with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it, but if anyone wants to start a drinking competition later, then come talk to me. Edward has been a great friend to me since we met. And, over that time, hes always been there for me. I remember especially him being there when I had my first car crash†¦ oh, thats right, Edward was driving! Laughter Honestly Edward, I’m not really up here to embarrass you. You did a fine job of that yourself during your bachelor’s party (stag night). In fact, we were a little concerned when you†¦show more content†¦A couple of days later, the man arrived to pick up his car, but was told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it, and their was Edward working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. The man watched from the passengers side, instinctively he tried the door handle and discovered it was open. Hey, he shouted to Edward and the rest of the showroom, Its open! Obviously embarrassed and his pride given a denting, Edward replied; I know, I already got that side open. Ordinarily people live and learn. Edward just lives. Now, I realize that all best men are supposed to talk about former girlfriends, and if Edward had any, I would certainly include a story about them. Luckily for him, I was unable to find proof that he actually dated someone. So I’m glad to see he finally came to his senses. Edward met Nancy six years ago; it was the day before my 21st birthday party. I know this, because the following morning I got a message from Edward saying, ‘Went out last night and met a really nice girl, going to bring her along to your party. She knows nothing about me, so please can we drop my Tinyballs nickname for the night.’ It was immediately obvious just how besotted Edward was with Nancy. However, he was initially intimidated by her. Despite all his success, if you scratched beneath the surface, Edward was still a simple Somerset boy at heart. ‘She’s different to us’ he informed me.Show MoreRelatedLogical Reasoning189930 Words   |  760 Pageshas decided it needs a new car. Also, suppose your family has enough money to buy a car, although the car’s cost is a factor to consider. You have been asked to make all the other family decisions about the new car, such as which car to buy, how and where to buy it, what financing to use, and so forth. Create—that is, make up—the primary reasons for the car choices you make. Maybe you want it to use in the family business, or maybe you want to use it as a second car that is always available to